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Volleybal4life
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stummer
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Oldie but goldie:
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A trucker is driving through a forest at night. Suddenly, a small red gnome appears next to the road. The trucker stops and the gnome shouts: 'I am little red annoying gnome and I want to eat!' The trucker gives him a baguette and continues driving. After one kilometer, a blue gnome hops out of a bush and shouts: 'I am really annoying, small and stupid blue gnome and I want to drink!' Trucker throws a can of water out of his window and continues driving. After a while, he sees a waving gnome again, so he stops and asks him: 'And you want what, you little annoying stupid gnome?!' - 'Give me your driving license, please!'
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Rocar 512E
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If it's not only truck jokes, i think this is good!
Q: Why the moldovans ride with their kids in the basement
A: To know what the subway is!
-Do you know how moldovans translated Star Wars?
-Galshiava pi sher!
Q: Why the moldovans ride with their kids in the basement
A: To know what the subway is!
-Do you know how moldovans translated Star Wars?
-Galshiava pi sher!
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Rocar 512E
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Sorry, Zelva, sorry...ZelvaCZ wrote:The first one is a bit offensive
And I guess the second is offensive too, but I don't understand it since I don't speak Romanian/Moldavian.
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cashtime2013
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Nice one Stummer . Maybe an oldie, but I'd not seen it before......
. Maybe an oldie, but I'd not seen it before...... British Isles Developer
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Rocar 512E
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Moar moldovan jokes...
-Why the moldovans keep their pickaxes near the telly?
-When a channel breaks, they go to dig another
Announcment at the Hisinau metro:
Pazea ca sa lichiesc usili! Urmiaza statia Primavierii, cu podisca pi partea driapta! (uhh i won't transilate that )
A moldovan gets in a train, and wants to put the baggages, suddenly, he remains without space, he takes a nail (That's google translate, yo!
) he shoves it in the wall, and hits the nail like hell! Surprise, the nail won't enter. The moldovan, ashamed, tries with a RPG, nothing happens. He sits there for 1 hour, confused and goes to the other compartment, looks in there, he's stunned, because where he wanted to shove the nail another Moldovan was sleeping with the head in there...(this is the "hardcore' version of the joke 
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Extra:
-Why the moldovans keep their pickaxes near the telly?
-When a channel breaks, they go to dig another
Announcment at the Hisinau metro:
Pazea ca sa lichiesc usili! Urmiaza statia Primavierii, cu podisca pi partea driapta! (uhh i won't transilate that
)A moldovan gets in a train, and wants to put the baggages, suddenly, he remains without space, he takes a nail (That's google translate, yo!
) he shoves it in the wall, and hits the nail like hell! Surprise, the nail won't enter. The moldovan, ashamed, tries with a RPG, nothing happens. He sits there for 1 hour, confused and goes to the other compartment, looks in there, he's stunned, because where he wanted to shove the nail another Moldovan was sleeping with the head in there...(this is the "hardcore' version of the joke )Extra: